When Keeferman was a child, his father took him to the zoo.
Keeferman had a cup full of kibbles & bits he was feeding to
the llamas and the goats and such. When he clambered up to
see what was in the big above-ground pool, A GIANT SEAL
ROSE UP FROM THE DEEP, GRABBED THE WHOLE CUP
OF FOOD, AND PLUNGED BACK DOWN INTO THE ABYSS
soaking and scaring the bejeezus out of young Keeferman.